People are sensitive, sometimes we just can't swallow the truth. That's why we lie. People lie to protect themselves and sometimes to protect other people, others usually do it to make them feel they are special.
Mother: Your not allowed to go out the street after lunch
Son: Why?
Mother: Coz kukunin ka ng bumbay at ilalagay ka sa sako...
Student 1: Can I barrow your book, I Just need to show it to my parents as proof that I bought one
Student 2: Ok but you have to treat me later..
Student 1: Sure
Boy: I'm John I'm studying at Ateneo
Girl: Really? Can you sing the Alma Matter Song of Ateneo?
Boy: ......
BF: Gudnyt baby, Swit dreams. Lets sleep na maaga pa pasok natin bukas. bye
GF: Ok, gudnyt baby love you! mwah! bye (Hangs up the phone)
BF: Guys the coast is clear I'm on my way...
GF: Girls I'll be there in a few minutes...
TIP: If your going to tell a lie just be sure you're consistent, or better not tell lies at all.
Friday, October 26, 2007
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